when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
