1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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