We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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