Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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