why didn't you poke me back
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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