so that wasnt chicken after all
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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