I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
