Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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