"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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