whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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