we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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