evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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