big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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