But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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