at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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