I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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