I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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