I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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