Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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