how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
