I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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