She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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