im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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