I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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