I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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