I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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