did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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