I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have demons in me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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