Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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