She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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