Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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