i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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