She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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