Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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