Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I know her cup size but not her name....
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