do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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