You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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