walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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