I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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