I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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