I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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