It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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