"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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