you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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