Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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