ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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