if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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