We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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