Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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