Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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